Moon: Okay, it's already 10:00 PM, just start the interview

Q: Mmmmmmmmm alright

Q: Do you like Chat, huh? Do you looooooooove him? HUUUUH?

LB: Uhm, next question please? 

Moon: FINE

Q: How do you swing your yoyo without smashing into walls when you're so CLOSE to them...?

LB: Uh, would you believe me if I said it was kwami magic?

Moon: um no

LB: Luck?

Moon: nupe

LB: Erm, pixie dust?

Moon: ...JUST ANSWER IT ALREADY

LB: Hmph! Well, uh, I have amazing hand-eye coordination? (Moon: Good enough)

Q: Okaaaaaaaay, but

Q: Who are you in secret? HUH? BEHIND THAT MASK?! *makes failed attempt to pull it off*

LB: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Moon: SECURITY! GET ME ANOTHER HOST!

Q: *flails arms*

Q: NUUUUUUU 

-line break-

Moon: -FIRED! Okay, Alya, finish this and hurry up because I'm running out of coffee.

Alya: Uh

Alya: So, um, how does it feel like being Ladybug, and saving Paris all the time?

LB: Well, it's pretty exhilarating, especially when compared to my normal, tedious civilian life I:L Also, I just really like helping people in general! (So modest- she's amazing)

Alya: How do you feel about your partner in crime, Chat Noir?

LB: *turns around and glares at Moon*

Moon: Uh *shrugs and scrolls on phone* It's the public, not me!

LB: How does the public already know it's happening?

Moon: 

Moon: I have my ways...

LB:

Moon:

LB:

Moon:

LB: WELL

LB: erm, I guess it's quite enjoyable to fight alongside him, except for all the unexceptional flirting and puns. One more and I'll flip a piano

Alya: Do you have any idea who Hawkmoth is, and when do you think all these akuma attacks will stop?

LB: Honestly, I'm not sure who he is, and I think it should stay like that until I'm ready. About the akumas~ I'll have to find Hawkmoth first and defeat him if I want them to recede!

Alya: What are your hobbies, and how does your civilian life affect your alter-ego?

LB: Well, I do enjoy designing as a usual past-time, but that's all I'm going to say *warily glances at Chat writing everything down*

Chat: Uh, don't mind me My Lady~ :3

Moon: *facepalm*

LB: ...and my civilian life also does kind of makes my saving of Paris pretty hard,- I recently just got grounded- but in other times, it's not really much of a problem I:D

Alya: Okay, last question of this interview-

LB: Finally -.-'

Chat: Aw! :c

Moon: WHERE'S MY COFFEE *rants*

Alya: o.o Uh, so, anyways: 

Alya: When will you reveal your identity to Paris, so we can see our most beloved hero's actu-

LB: Wasn't I already asked this question?  *raises eyebrow at Moon-chan*

Moon: *takes sip of invisible coffee* Yus, but our last interviewer was inconveniently fired,

Moon: (she never got me coffee anyway), so we got Alya and she's asking you a question so answer i-

LB: *slips out yoyo and swings away*

Moon:

Alya: Well.

Chat: *sits on couch and crosses legs* When do I get my interview?

Moon: Bye Chat.

Chat: Wait wh-

Moon: *calmly walks up to him and flips couch over and out window* This interview stinks!

Alya: Do you need coffee?

Moon: Bye Alya.

Alya: What?

Moon: ):)

Alya: Um, what's going on?

Moon: .......your shift is over

~O~

Sup

Didn't see that coming?

 I hope you enjoyed my Conversations With Ladybug book, and don't worry, Chat is still alive! (Barely) :D

Ttyl

-Moon~