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It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
Who else has such robust good looks in such a large amount?

I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account!

It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count

C is for Courageous, another word for brave

O "Oh my god, what a very handsome knave."

U Unbelievable good looks and brains and heart!

N for the Knowledge, 'cause I'm very very smart

T for the Talent which is such a crucial factor when you're handsome and good looking and the world's greatest actor!

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It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count

It's the Count
It's the Count
It's the Count