*Elijah sees Klaus admiring one of his paintings more than his usual paintings*
Elijah: I've noticed you took a particular liking on this painting. Is there any reason?
Klaus: I finally convince Caroline to have sex with me with our bodies painted.
Elijah: Are you saying this painting was made by you and Miss Forbes having coitus?
Klaus: Isn't it amazing?
Elijah: Why would you put it in our living room?
Klaus: That way everyone can see that Caroline and I create perfection.