Involves girl issues. Aka, a period.
Fuck off if it grosses you out. Sorry no sorry ;p

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Mom?! Dad?!" Connie sighed as she looked at her 13 year-old daughter. She could tell by her tone of voice she either; 1. Wanted money, or 2. Something bad happened.

"Yes honey?" Steven looked at her daughter and smiled.

"Somethings happening to my body and  don't understand," she was freaking out and pacing.

"Well what's happening,"

"I'm bleeding she looked her mom dead in the eye.

Steven froze, before screaming: "The eldest god demands tribute,"

Connie hit him in the back of head. "Steven!"

"What? It's true! Shes on her period and if she is as bad as you are during those times I get to say it!"

"Mom? What's happening?"

"Your dads being stupid. Go upstairs I'll talk to you in a bit,"