A/N: This book's gonna be less focused on romance and instead more about Y/N being confused about her situation, lmao

Maybe they'll be romance, but probably not. The main focus in this is chaos. :D

BTW, forgive me for any inaccurate characters or lore, Cookie Run Kingdom Lore is kinda complicated, and I am absolutely not MatPat, lmao. Please give my lil short attention spanded dumbass a break, :P
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"You're fired."

At those very words from your boss, your expression blanks. The words ring in your ears on repeat as your grip on the chair tightens.

"I- wha..?"

It's all you can say as you stare at your boss, your E/C eyes wide, and his dark brown eyes narrowed.

You want to spew cuss words at him, stand up and slam your hands into the table, start crying.

Y- you can't lose this job! It's all you have, and you're going to get evicted in three days...

You need this job to pay for rent! Y- you-

"Y/N."

You snap back to focus at your boss's words, his expression grim as he looks at you, leaning on his desk.

"I'm sorry. I know you love your job as a baker here..."

You don't know half of it, asshole.

"But you're too distracted. You keep baking things nobody wants..."

Well, you do have a tendency to bake things you want instead of what people tell you to bake. Like those little specially designed gingerbread cookies you love to make...

You are a bit headstrong after all...

"I'll be honest, you're my best baker. And I'm sorry. Here."

He hands you a check. Your paycheck. Your... last paycheck.

You numbly reach out and take it from his hands, standing up as your thoughts run rampant.

Your thoughts run wild as there's so much you want to do. So much you want to say...

You open your mouth to say something.

But nothing comes out.

Nothing except...

"Goodbye, sir."

You turn around and step away, your eyes staring blankly ahead.

Oh... You're so fucked.

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"Goddammit C/N..."

You groan as you flop onto your bed, your H/L H/C hair fluttering out and covering your pillow as you bury your face in it, tightly holding your favorite plushie in your arms.

You're bed's a mess of blankets and pillows. Like... it's 70% blankets and pillows, 25% plushies, and 5% mattress. You fucking love your bed, it's so goddamn cozy.

Your precious cat- C/N, your lovely boy- mews as he hops onto the bed after you, gently nudging you with his nose.

You're very lonely. In fact, C/N is your only physical friend. And C/N is a cat.

You raise a hand and pet your boy gently on the head, and he mews again.

"I lost the job. We're gonna lose the house..."

You groan as the cat clambers onto your head and lays down on your head.

"...C/N..." You compain, annoyed by the cat doing whatever he wants.

You immediately sit up, and your cat hops off your head and onto your bed, giving you an indignant look at being forced off your head.

You sigh as you shake your head. This sucks... Life sucks.

"I- I need to distract myself."

You look away, thinking for a moment. What can you use to just click your thoughts off?

"...tablet."

Mobile games, let's just play and turn your brain off.

And have hundred of ads spammed in your face, but who gives a fuck? You never download the apps offered anyways. I mean, except the Genshin Impact one, but Genshin Impact is basically just anime Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, so it's fine.

You grab your tablet, flick it open, and log in, your silly goofy login screen giving you a tiny lil' smile on your face. You're still dressed for work, but are too upset to change.

You log in and look around on your tablet, trying to find something to entertain you, but none of your current mobile games get your attention. Not even Genshin!

Ugh... dammit, you need a good game to entertain you. Hm...

So you pop onto the Play Store and look around, and see something in your sponsers section that gets your attention.

'Cookie Run: Kingdom'

Hm... maybe... It seems neat, and you've seen people on YouTube talk about how good it is.

Yeah, you download this. You're bored and it seems fun.

And yet, when you click onto your newly downloaded game, the screen is black.

"Aw fuck..." You grumble in annoyance, "Game's crashing and I haven't even played..."

You tap a few times, and nothing. Goddammit, let's just exit out and get back in... Or undownload and redownload. It's- it's fine.

You're about to exit out when a particle glitch effect (mostly purple and green in color) happens for a moment, and a white spiral appears on the tablet.

You stare at it for a moment, C/N looking confused despite being a cat, before tapping the screen again. Maybe this is normal..?

Then the spiral starts spinning in circles and starts to drag you in.

You, and everything in your room.

"H- huh!?"

You flinch back from the tablet, your eyes widening as you feel still being dragged in.

You drop the tablet, and both you and C/N try to scurry away.

Everything's getting dragged to the tablet, not matter how heavy it is. Even the fucking dresser's getting dragged in.

"AAAAA- HELP! HELP!!!"

You screech as you keep being dragged into the tablet, and C/N yowls as he gets dragged into the tablet.

"C/N! NO!"

You keep trying to stay out of the tablet, holding your backboard in desperation.

Need.

To.

Stay.

Out.

"AAAAAAAAA-"

You scream as you get dragged into the tablet, losing your grip as you slip in.

WHY.

WHY DID YOUR DAY HAVE TO GET THIS MUCH WORSE!?

WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING JUST BE FINEEEE!?

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Everything is black for a moment, and then suddenly there's light.

You blink blearily, startled by how bright and sunny it is now despite outside was cloudy before.

And then you realize you're falling. Falling from the fucking sky. With a bunch of your stuff from your room.

"FUUUUUUUCK!!"

YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE, SHIT SHIT SHIT!

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEE!

Then you smack into the ground, rolling forward as grass fills your mouth. Tastes kinda minty to be honest...

You spit some of it out, hacking a bit as you shake your head, sitting up quickly.

H- how aren't you dead? You just fell from the sky.

You sit up, surrounded by a bunch of broken stuff you owned, and your cat is totally missing.

You look around quickly, still amazed you're uninjured as you realize you're in some kind of woods... oddly candy-like woods, but woods nonetheless.

"HAAAH! WOULD YOU STOP CHASING ME?"

Your head snaps to the sound of a rapidly approaching voice.

Shit- shit!

"DEAD END!? SERIOUSLY!?"

You scramble to stand up, but your legs feel like they lost all bones for a moment.

"Nowhere to run! But guess what? That's okay! IT'S GO TIME! Let's do this! COMING THROUGH!"

Then there's the sounds of fighting. And then a fucking giant cookie bursts through the trees.

It's about as tall as you, seems made out of gingerbread or something, with details on it in white. It weilds some kind of candy cane(?) in it's hands(?), with white frosting outlining it's blue eyes and some kinda makeshift white hair(?), and has two skull-shaped buttons on it's torso.

"Wait!" It looks around suddenly, before grinning, "Are you kidding? SERIOUSLY? I WON!?"

Dammit, it's loud.

You finally manage to stand up, before the cookie collapses.

"Oh no! No no no- I- I- I'm crumbling..! Egggh... I don't feel well..."

Okay, two options.

Approach the strange and probably dangerous cookie as tall as you. Or run away.

You're fucking stupid, so guess what you're gonna do.

You hesitantly go up to the very dizzy cookie and gently prod at it's face, noticing it's slightly cracked.

It doesn't respond other than a slight groan. So you guess it's alive. Yay?

...guess you should help it? Not like you can really do much...

You gently reach down and scoop up the cookie in your arms, holding it in front of you as your expression blanks.

What can you even do? Where the hell do you take this thing? It's a fucking sentient cookie, what are you supposed to do?

Then you here panicked breaths approaching you, and a cookie bursts through the trees.

This one's wearing a pink hoodie with a strawberry shaped hood pulled over their face, hiding most of her except their maroon eyes, hands(?), and legs. It seems absolutely winded and panicked, and has a giant lollipop strapped to it's back.

Then it sees you holding the other cookie and makes a panicked, "Eep!" And steps back.

Your expression blanks again. "Er..." You blink slowly, trying to stay as calm as humanly possible, "Hey- uh- do you know how we can help this..?"

You hold up the cookie slightly higher, and the new cookie's eyes widen.

"Gingerbrave!" Oh, so she knows this cookie, good, "Wh- what did you do to him!?"

You panic slightly, since you don't want this thing attacking you with that big ass lollipop.

"I- I didn't do anything! He burst though the trees and just collapsed!"

The new cookie relaxes slightly and slowly approaches.

"Uh... wh- what kind of cookie are you..?" She hesitantly asks as she grows closer.

You blink slowly. "I- I'm not a cookie..?" You respond hesitantly.

She seems absolutely bewildered for a moment. "...wha..?"

The two of you stare at eachother for a moment, before more panicked breaths are heard.

Oh, great, another one...

"Strawberry Cookie!" A voice rings out, and a cookie dressed like some kinda wizard also bursts out, several leaves clinging to his hat, "Where are- oh, there you are."

Mostly dressed in really dark blue, wearing a pointed hat made out of waffle cone with golden stars on it, and holding a wooden staff with a blue and gold candy on the top, and white hair(?) and scarf(?) made from white frosting,

"...WHAT IS THAT THING!?"

It points it's staff at you.

"...I'm Y/N..." You respond with a raised eyebrow, still holding the unconscious Gingerbrave.

"...so... Y/N Cookie..?" It asks with a raised eyebrow.

"...no, I'm not a cookie."

Okay, now everyone's confused.

"So... what are you then..?" Strawberry Cookie (most likely) asks hesitantly.

"...Depressed?" You respond in a chipper tone.

The looks they then give you...

"...okay, in all seriousness, I am not a Cookie. I am a human."

"...what's a human?" She asks nervously.

"...not a cookie?" You don't fucking know.

"Well! She looks like a Witch!" The Wizard-looking one says indignantly, "Except... not ugly."

The look you give him... you don't know whether to be offended or not offended...

Immediately Strawberry Cookie shrinks back.

"A witch!? B- but she's tiny!"

You notice her pulling her hood lower over her face as she nervously quivers.

"I'm not a witch..." You grumble, "Seriously. Do I look like magic?"

The Wizard one shakes his head, "No. Not at all."

You raise an eyebrow, "Okay... uh... what now? Since I'm not a Witch. At all."

Strawberry Cookie hesitantly opens her hood so her eyes are visble again, and now everyone's confused.

"Hellloooooo? Oh! Cookies!"

You all look over at a strange yellow gnome-looking thing with a pink round body and a red-striped at on it's head that's quickly waddling up to you four.

"...what the fuck..?" Is all you can say as your expression changes to further confusion.

"Cookies! And strange looking-Cookie!" Not a Cookie. "Come! Follow meee!"

Immediately, the thing turns back around and waddles away.

"...is it a good idea to follow it?" You ask, and the Wizard one shrugs.

"...sure. What's the worst that can happen."

You shrug casually, "A lot, to be honest."

The three of you (you still holding Gingerbrave) share a look, then go after the little gnome fella.

...holy shit, you just got fucking isekai'd. Fuck.

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A/N - Author Note

E/C - Eye Color

Y/N - Your Name

C/N - Cat's Name

H/L - Hair Length

H/C - Hair Color