Pic above is what I made for my sign language teacher on the last day of class. She gave me The Lost Boys so I could actually watch it and own it for the first time. They're all signing I love you for her! :D (i made her cry with this omg I wanted to cry)

ASDFGHJKL I JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE AGAIN AND IT IS LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL.

Remind me again how vampires went from like hot psychopath killers with undeniable charm to sparkly fairies who can go in the sun and not drink blood?

Like the hotness level of this cast should realistically burn you. Idk why it doesn't because like.... Kiefer.

DAVID. Whoahkay. Let's talk about this.

Why is David so underappreciated?????
Like literally he draws you in. Like I can't look away from the screen if he's there. I can't explain it omg. Kiefer literally demands your attention as David. I don't know how, but is like this aura to him. His presence, his vice, his mannerisms. No wonder he's the leader!! Asdfghjkl sooooo good.

Like dang I'd be a vampire if he promised to turn me.

I also have a headcanon that David, once you really really really dig deep and get to know him, is kinda a softie. Of course he'll only show that side of him to someone he really cares about but he'd totally be sensitive and sweet if you dug deep enough.

I mean, he cried when Marko died, so.

AND SPEAKING OF MARKO

IS BABY ALEX WINTER NOT THE CUTEST LIL THING YOU EVER SAW
I dont care if he's evil and literally kills a person on screen.

He is smol and adorable.

I want him.

WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE MORE SPEAKING LINES?!

PAUL
Why he no get more screen time?!
Literally they say his name like twice and you have to be paying super close attention to notice.

HE'S AWESOME. I love his evil smile asdfghjkl.
HE NEEDED MORE STUFF TO DO IN THE MOVIE I'M GOING TO RIOT.

ALSO GOING ALONG THE LINES OF NO SCREEN TIME
DWAYNE!!!!!!

You may read this and go "who?????" and I don't blame you because theY NEVER EVEN SAY HIS NAME!!! EXCEPT THE CREDITS!!!! LIKE WHO IS DWAYNE??????!!! (prove me wrong on this and I'll write a Lost Boys story in your honor because I never heard them say it)

CUZ LIKE.

HE'S VERY PRETTY

HE DOESN'T WEAR A SHIRT. EVER!

THAT MAGIC HAIR ASDFGHJKL

I WANT HIMMMM

FROG BROTHERS

WHY DOESN'T ALAN GET MORE LOVE

Asdfghjkl they're like smol Winchesters!!!! (Check out my fanfic "Blind Boys Don't Lie" to see them and the Winchesters work together)

EDGAR'S VOICE ASDFGHJKL.

Literally I would annoy them so much of we met irl because they'd be talking and I'd be like "scuse me guys" *pets their hair and messes it up, then pulls then both into a bear hug*

They'd kill me lol but I don't care. Worth it.

THE EMERSONS
Okay. Michael is said 118 times in that film, fun fact.

Anywho.
SAM IS ADORABLE AND MICHAEL IS SUPER COOL LIKE I WANT THEM AS MY NEIGHBORS SO WE CAN WATCH MOVIES AND I CAN PET THEIR DOGGY.

Sam's hair I'm not even kidding. Like. Awww. Asdfghjkl I can't even make words because I love lil Sammy.

And Michael. Like I wanna ride bikes with him ;) Love him when he's all vamped out omg.

BUT THE STAR OF THE MOVIE IS OBVIOUSLY NANOOK LET'S BE HONEST.

CUTEST

DOG

EVER.

WHAT A GOOD PROTECTOR ASDFGHJKL I LOVE DOGGIES.

Super duper duper glad both doggies lived, I always get worried about that stuff.
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Question. If you had to ship me with someone from The Lost Boys, who would you ship me with????

Party on dudes, and be one of us!! \m/