I'm watching the Matrix and holy flip Keanu is hot.

So hot.
So small.

Why are there no Matrix fanfictions?

I WANT A NEO FANFICTION.

SOMEONE WRITE ME A NEO IMAGINE, HE'S VERY UNDERAPPRECIATED.

AND ALSO VERY HOT.

HOLY FLIP SO HOT.

My goal in life is just to hug him I am not kidding.

KeanuKeanuKeanuKeanuuuuu

It's illegal to kidnap stars so that's why I have to convince him to go with me willingly.

Keanu Reeves is really really hot.

Did I say that already?

HECK HE'S IN A SUIT HE MIGHT AS WELL STAB ME IN MY LUNG RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE KEANU REEVES IN A SUIT.

AND STOP THAT MESSY HAIR LOOK. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

STAB ME IN MY LUNG IT'S LIKE HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME.

HECKKKKK

HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE.

And he's really freaking cute when he's scared omg LET ME HUGGGGG HIMMMMMMM

Lady in movie: *points gun at Neo* Take off your shirt.

Me: well that's one way to do it and I admire your tactics

Neo: *opens shirt*

Me: OKAY SAME SAME SAME SAME

EDIT: Okay is it bad that during his entire kung fu scene with Morpheus I was just waiting for his robe to fly open???? ;) ;) ;)