Once there was a simpler time...
A TIME WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY LIKE A BAND ON THEIR OWN FUCKING SHIRT!
I don't know what happened but now if you see someone wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt you have to ask if they actually like the band on their shirt.
I'm so upset by this because you see them and you're like "Maybe we have something to bond over."And then you ask and they just go "No I only like the shirt."

This is my criteria for wearing a band T-shirt:

•You must like AT LEAST AND I MEAN VERY VERY VERY LEAST 6 songs by this band/ Artist
• You must have at lease one of those six or more on some form of owned media ( A record, a CDs or the song downloaded on your media player.
• You must know the name of each member of the band and what instrument they play.
• You must know the name of an album that is not their most popular album.
• You must know at least two factoids about the band. (Even if they're really common)

If everyone followed these rules I would be allowed to flex my sarcasm muscle when someone asks me if I like the band on my shirt.
If you do not apply to this criteria for a certain band, DON'T WEAR THEIR SHIRT.