So when I was younger, I had a really annoying neighbor, and she so happened to be an adult. When I got mad at her, I threw a $10 milk bone into the marsh across from us. When she angrily asked where it was (I don't know why I was the first person for her to frame), I told her it was our other neighbors dog that stole it. She bought it.
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So you basically stole a milk bone, and lied to an adult? Must've been pretty rebellious.