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After the light subsided, I felt... I felt...

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THE SAME! WHAT, WHY?!?!

AIN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE LIT UP HERE!?

Deep breath... deep breath...

I'm going to K I L L someone... Either way, I'm in the middle of a road leading to a town, city? I don't really know or care, so what better to do then start walking towards it.

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Timeskip Enitiating....

The sneak skill allows you sneak undetected depending what level the skill is at.

Completed.
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Anyway, I'm looking for the guild here, but I'm all turned around.

Hey there an convenient old man there that looks nice.

Nice Old Man: Guilds that way, now FUCK OFF!

That is not a nice old man, atleast I know where the guild is now.

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I am jacked up on vines, skyrim, and assassin's creed. Please send help.
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I just walked into the guild, and a waitress comes up to me.

Waitress Who's Name Must Not Be Sayed: Welcome and hello there, if you're looking for something to eat, go sit down at one of the table's. If you're looking to sign-up to become an adventure, go over to the help desk.

And with that, she walks away, while I go over to the help desk.

"Hello, I'm here to be an adventure please."

Help Girl: Hello, my name is Luna, (is that right?) and to sign-up, the registration fee is 1,000 eris.

"...Huh?"

A-A THOUSAND!? That's like... alot of money somewhere...

Either way, I check my pockets for something, and come up with nothing...

"I uh... don't have that kind of money..."

Luna: I'm sorry, but I can't let you register if you can't pay the fee.

And with that I walk towards a table in the back and reconsider life choices before coming here, and then realize I didn't really have a choice in the matter.

Guess I'll go find a job somewhere...

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I got a new ps3, and now I can play Infamous 2! Muhahahahah! ...that felt stupid.

Anyways, why the hell are you reading this? Go waste your time on reading something else.

Have a nice nap while your at it.