A/n: Hey, look, this thing again! I felt like I needed to at least do SOMETHING, so here goes... A short! Why not...

Mimi was your average kitten. She was nearing adulthood and had decided that it was about bloody time that she went on a gap year. Or, as her mother called it, "a year of procrastination". 

Mimi was set; everything was packed, from a couple of hats for various weather types to her very best bikini (I bet you're imagining cats in bikinis now), she was set for any type of weather. 

However one thing was amiss. Amid all the confusion of post- school life and moving on to bigger and better things, Mimi had forgotten to sort out the currency. 

You know. Dosh. Dough. Foreign cash. 

Fuck, she hadn't even a clue as to what the currency was. 

"Oh bollocks,"  Mimi thought to herself. "I'll have to ask Mum to do it. I don't even know what CENTURY we're going to."

In Mimi's world, leisure travel (and all travel for that matter) could be done across both space AND time. There were limitations, of course- for example, primitive humans in the 21st Century were generally off- limits. Although Mimi recalled when some of her kind had assisted in the production of an episode of an old- time sci- fi show... Something "Who"... But those were probably rich and high- ranking officials... 

Mimi shook her head, annoyed for getting off- track. She hunted for her A.S.T.C.M (that's All Space- Time Communications Module to you- basically a really modern mobile phone) and speed- dialled her mother. 

"Mum? I need to ask you a favour."

Mimi sighed. This was going to be a long and exasperating conversation.