Ok here's a hilarious one my friends and I came up with at a sleepover 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1. I will not try to braid Chrions tail 

2. I will not tell the newbies that there is treasure hidden in the woods 

3. I will not lock Percy and Jason in a room together 

4. I also won't bet which one comes out first 

5. I will not give Mr. D the idea to create his own strawberry army 

6. I will not dress up as Harry Potter 

7. I won't ask Percy nor Jason who died and made them captain 

8. Christmas songs at Halloween is not appropriate  

9. Neither is singing them at Easter 

10. I will not pay the Stolls to change Percy's ringtone to "Under the Sea" 

11. I won't paint the Hades cabin pink 

12. I also won't paint the Aphrodite cabin black 

13. Then act like I didn't do it 

14. The Oracle is not a tango partner 

15. It is not appropriate to set up hidden trip wires everywhere 

16. Hiding the Athena cabin's books in the Ares cabin isn't funny 

17. I can't convince the Hectate cabin to do a prank week 

18. I can't bribe Piper to use her charm speak for my purposes 

19. Mostly because she won't anyway 

20. It is not funny to post a list of "How to annoy Annabeth Chase" or for anyone else 

21. Sneaking into the Ares cabin is not a good idea 

22. Neither is trying to shove Clarrisse's head down a toilet as payback 

23. I won't put anti growth soil in the Demter Cabin 

24. I won't ask Pollux how his brother is doing 

25. I can't tell the Aphrodite cabin that Clarrisse is prettier than them 

26. I shall not run through capture the flag screaming "FOR NARNIA!" 

27. Correcting Clarrisse is not a good idea 

28. I will not steal Percy's Minotaur horn, tape to my forehead and run around screaming I'm a unicorn 

29. Despite her temper, Annabeth's nickname is not lava girl 

30. I won't tell Jason and Piper to "Get a Room" 

31. I shall not refer to the Stoll's as Fred and George 

32. I can't tell the hunters that Thalia made out with Travis 

33. Nor tell them that Travis got beat up by a girl 

34. It is not appropriate to ask Annabeth or any of the Athena cabin if they have a belly button 

35. I will not give Pelus a extra spicy bean burrito 

36. I can't scream "Free Willy" every time Percy goes swimming 

37. I shall not Iris message the gods while they're in the shower 

38. Never ask Connor or Travis who's older 

39. Never ask Thalia about her Twilight obsession  

40. Don't call Percy and Annabeth the "it" couple 

41. Never will Travis and Katie make a cute couple 

42. I can't play golf on the Demeter Cabin's roof 

43. I will not give the Aphrodite Cabin the keys to the Artemis Cabin 

44. The Aphrodite cabin is under no circumstance allowed to go in the Artemis cabin at night 

45. Nor are they aloud to to do their makeup just to see the reaction 

46. I can't ask Chiron for a pony ride 

47. I shall not put glasses on and draw a scar on Percy then call him Harry Potter 

48. I am not allowed to use Annabeth's laptop for YouTube 

49. I won't start a food fight in the mess hall 

50. I won't put fake or real spiders in the Athena cabin 

51. I won't hum the "Jaws" theme song when being approached by Clarrisse 

52. Switching the Ares's clothes with the Aphrodite's cabin's clothes is not funny 

53. When he has the flu I can't pour water on Percy 

54. Introducing the Hermes cabin and getting them on a sugar high with pixie sitxs isn't fun 

55. There is no such thing as "Hug Clarrisse Day" 

56. I will not tell Mr. D he needs anger management class 

57. I will not draw a mustache on Mr. D 

58. Giving Percy a plate of fish sticks with a note signed by Kronos is not appropriate 

59. I can't pul down Mr. D's pants 

60. Telling Grover I'm cutting down trees is cruel 

61. I cannot redecorate the Big House to my liking 

62. I shall not IM Poseiden telling him Percy drowned 

63. I shall not sort everyone into one of the 4 Hogwarts houses 

64. I will not tell the Aphrodite cabin that one of them has joined the hunters 

65. I won't call the Athena kids' Ravenclaws 

66. I will not make light saber noises when I duel 

67. It isn't wise to stand close to a Peguses while comparing him to a my little pony doll 

68. Nor Chrion 

69. It is not wise to chuck skittles at the Iris cabin 

70. I can't dress Leo in an elf costume 

71. It isn't funny to tell the Apollo kids it's national Hikua day 

72. It isn't appropriate to sing "Kiss the Girl" when Jason and Piper are alone 

73. Leo isn't a human torch 

74. Nor can he be used to roast marshmallows 

75. The color black doesn't look god on the Iris cabin 

76. I can't ask Lou Ellen if Aveda Kederva is a real spell 

77. I can't force Travis and Katie to confess their love 

78. I will not sneak in on Leo watching Dora 

79. Nico is not Spanish but Italian 

80. I shall not call Jason and Piper the "it" couple 

81... Nor the new Perabeth 

82. Magic is not used for laziness 

83. Butch is not "The Pony Guy" 

84. I won't prank the Morpheus cabin 

85. I can't pay the Diyounus cabin to make Drew go insane 

86. There is no such thing as Camp Half Blood: The Musical 

87. I can't tell the Apollo cabin there is such thing either 

88. I can't teach the Peguses to sing 

89. I can't give a "Haiku's for dummies" book to the Apollo cabin 

90. I can't draw crop circles on the roof of the Demeter cabin 

91. Nor shall I blame Travis 

92. I can't ask Jason to jump start my electric tooth brush 

93. I will not throw a "Kronos is Dead" party 

94. I won't invite the Party Poines either 

95. I won't start a rumor that Kronos has the 7 horcruxes 

96. Chiron's records do not make good party music 

97. I can't tally the times that Travis has been beaten up by a girl 

98. Rachel doesn't do palm readings 

99. The iris cabin can't take me to the end of the rainbow. 

100. I can't paint Clarrisse green and call her the hulk 

101. Or the wicked witch or the west 

102. I can't tape other campers to chairs 

103. Butch is not the horse whisperer 

104. I will not ask if Lou Ellen went to "the dark side" 

105. Luke didn't join the dark side because they have cookies 

106. And he didn't turn back because the cookies were a lie 

107. I am not to paint the dark mark on Cloves's arm while he's sleeping 

108. Jason is not a substitute for a hair dryer 

109. Despite her smarts, Annabeth is not to be referred to as "Hermoine" 

110. Chiron will not fit in a Pokemon ball 

111. Jason is not to be referred to as "Thor"  

112. The Apollo cabin isn't my personal IPod

113. Ke$sha's 'We R Who We R" is not appropriate to sing at campfires.