When I woke up, I was soaking wet. Percy had dumped some water on me from the lake.

"Annnniiiieeeee," he whined, "I want my cookie now!" Annabeth scrambled to get out a blue cookie and a juice box and handed it to Percy.

Suddenly I was magically dry and we all skipped away from the dining pavilion.

I was so excited to go on a quest with the seven, Tamy, Nico, and Bob the Builder even though only 3 should go on a quest.

"My stuff is packed!" We all happily said, marching up half-blood hill. Somehow Thalia was there to, even though she was with the Hunters a second ago.

"Wait," Annabeth said, picking her fingernails with her knife, "how are we going to get there?"

The group offered no help. Percy was running around chasing blue butterflies, Jason was being how he his; as emotionless as a brick, and Piper was frantically typing up a new Frazel fan fiction.

Speaking of Frazel, Hazel was playing with gems, Frank turned into a dog and snuggled in Hazel's lap, and Tamy and Leo were making out.

Not that that fazed me, I mean they met ten seconds ago so that's a totally expectable for kissing.

Nico was crying on the floor about how broken he was. Thalia was shooting stuff.

Yup, totally normal.

Artemis appeared again. "Haha, so I like totally forgot to give you supplies and transportation. Oh well, here's a bunch of unicorns, Luna gets the rainbow one named Butterscotch. Oh and here are some awesome gifts. Backpacks that never run out of what you need, a laptop, a car, shoes, and a bunch of other stuff lol. Oh and Nico I totally approve of you going out with my daughter. Haha lol ttyl BAH!!"

Then she disappeared into a pile of stars.

Seconds later, tons of presents fell from the sky, crushing me. But, ya know, I jumped out without any problem, cuz I'm and immortal ninja like that.

We unwrapped the presents, them being the unlimited backpacks, a fireproof saddle for Leo, and a locket for Tamy. I looked down sadly. My mom hated me.

Soon we got on our pega- I mean unicorns, and Frank, Hazel, Bob the Builder, and Jason all disappeared because they're not important.

"Come on Butterscotch!" I yelled, as we set off to start out quests. Suddenly a girl with an eyepatch rose up from the clouds on a bright blue dragon. Percy tried to walk towards it but fell off his unicorn, plummeting to the ground. Annabeth screamed and there was nothing we could do because Jason had disappeared from the story.

"Who are you?" Nico asked, standing up and taking his sword out to protect me.

"My name is Meg," the girl with the eyepatch said. She narrowed her eyes at me and pulled out a bronze bow. "And for some reason I really hate you."

"Who me?" I asked, taking out my own bow. She nodded, and shot me in the heart. Everyone gasped and I pulled the arrow out and the wound instantly healed cuz again, I'm a freaking immortal ninja like that.

I shot a couple arrows and she dodged them. How we were all doing this on the backs of unicorns I have no idea.

"Your so ugly!" Meg screamed. I dropped my bow and sobbed into Nico's shoulder because it was true.

Nothing seemed to kill this lady. Or me. I had at least a dozen arrows sticking out but no blood because blood is gross.

Then Tamy stabbed Meg from behind and she died. Then Leo and Tamy had an epic kissing session as Nico made out with me.

Then we all rode off into the sun set on our peagusi.

"Wait where are we even going?" Piper asked, fangirling about Tamy and Leo. Annabeth was still sobbing over Percy.

"I have no idea," Leo replied, "hey do you wanna go out on a date, Tamy?" Tamy nodded, and they started kissing again.

"Maybe we need to follow the yellow brick road," Nico supplied. We all stared at him like he was crazy. Then he started bawling about how we don't understand him. My poor baby.

"To McDonalds?" I asked. They all shrugged.

"TO MCDONALDS!!" Was our battle cry. But soon there was a blood curling scream and Piper was eaten by Meg's dragon. I shot the dragon in the eye and he promptly died. Annabeth stopped crying and turned to me.

"This is all your fault! Y-you murdered them!!"

"I'm sorry."

"Fine I forgive you. I still hate you though because that's the kind of edgy person I am."

Now we are headed to McDonalds...