This is going to be a long one, so if you aren't part of the fandom skip over this. If you are and you attempt to read this, I'm sorry if I offend you in any way.

GODS WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD ROTBTD FAN FICTIONS!!!

Every single one I find is boring, tiered, and cliche as heck.

The only I have found that actually interest me, is one called Gifted Academy by Pheonix3(something like that), and the Big Six Chatroom by Ghost_Princess.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST MAKING ME WANNA BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A TABLE!!! (Which I will be doing a lot)

First part of this rant will be Rise of The Brave Tangled Dragons, the second will be of Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons.

RoTBTD:

1. Why are you people always murderess serial killers in these books? Astrid always dies, just so Merida can come in and Mericcup can happen. *bangs head against table*

STOP BEING A FREAKING SERIAL KILLER!!!

Hicstrid (which is something I ship BTW) is built into the movies for a reason! Stop trying to change that!

2. Why why why is Hiccup using the word 'bud' every other word when talking to Toothless?! I mean authors always put it like this: "Hey Bud, it's bud gonna bud be bud ok bud. Bud, I'm bud gonna bud be bud ok bud'

WHAT THE GIYUGYTJVIYGB *bangs head against table again*

Speaking of speech defects, what happened to Merida's accent in some of these?! It just magically disappears!!

3. I'm seeing some insane ships in these. I mean, Hicanna, MERIPUNZEL AND HIJACK!

4. Why is Jack shipped with everything on the flipping planet!? Yes, he has a friendly personality so he could BEFRIEND anyone. Key word there. I mean, you might as well ship him with that random rock over there. *picks up random rock and throws it at the shippers*

5. Merida is sometimes shipped with her suitors. WHAT THE HADES!? She specifically never wanted to be forced to marry. I'm sorry but did you not watch the movie or something!?

6. Rapunzel is always being perky, Jack is always annoying everyone, Merida is constantly talking about archery, and Hiccup talks about nothing but dragons. It's like their robots!!! *bangs head against table AGAIN*

7. I end up finding 'Jackunzel' fan fiction where she is her lost princess. Whaaaaat!? She's married!!! And why is Jack the villan?! He's part of the Big Four for a reason!

8. Also about Jackunzel, Rapunzel is married for crying out loud!!! And then people overlook that by becoming serial killers and killing off Eugene for no reason. Or it's a stupid forbidden love. Gods people just... *bangs head against table and breaks said table* aaaaand I need a new table now.

9. In Merijack, I just don't see it. Yes, I see them as pranking partners and annoying the absolute chiz out of each other but not being romantic.

10. Merida isn't romantic. Stop trying to get her to be.

RoTBTFD:

1. This isn't even a real fandom. It's mostly just meant to get Jelsa

2. Elsa is not a giggly 16-year-old. She's an adult. Get your facts right and do not portray her as one.

3. WHOEVER SHIPS HANNA AND HANSA YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. That sounded a bit rude, but Elsa X Hans is disturbing and unreal, as is Anna X Hans

4. I see Janna more than I do Jelsa. Just saying.

5. What I hate about Jelsa is that it's a match of powers not personality. Besides, I see it coming down to a battle of powers. Jack vs. Elsa not Jack X Elsa.

6. Anna joins the party and I get a new table to bang my head on. I'd rather Anna be in there than Elsa or Anna AND Elsa.

7. Toothless disappears whenever it's one of these stories. He should eat Elsa instead. That would be a better twist -_-

8. Don't be a DMJFF with your fanfics. If you don't know what that is go to my RoTBTD reading list and click on the 'What I Think'

9. Oh Gods, why do we even keep adding so many people!? I've seen Big Six fan fiction, and Big SEVEN with Anna, Elsa, and Mavis from Hotel Transylvania! Next thing you know we'll be seeing 'Big 36' fan fictions. -_-

10. The Shippings on this site are insane. I mean, HICANNA!? Really!?

Bottom line, RoTBTD is good as it is. No add ons needed.

Now, with what I said earlier, I think I know why most fan fics aren't that good. Disney and Dreamworks are a bit younger (not that there's anything wrong with it. I like it and I'm a teenager).

But when you'r a kid, unless you're a writing prodigy, your not very good. I know I wasn't when I was first starting off.

If you know any good RoTBTD fan fic, comment on it.