I was playing around with a roll of Ducktape when I thought of this. I need a life.

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1. Make up inaprotraite lyrics to Christmas carols.

2. Spike the eggnogg

3. Put mistletoe everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.

4. Can you say holiday Ducktape?!

5. Candy Canes have many uses if you know what I mean.

5. Get a giant candycane and pull people away with it.

6. Wrap everything you see

7. Make your friends wear a present bow headband

8. Everytime someone curses, put a present bow over their mouth and make the beep sound

9. Follow this list exactly as written

10. Give your sister a bath in super glue then shower her with holly. Comment on how festive she looks.

11. Wrap your parents with wrapping paper

12. Make a marshmallow machine gun. Make sure you have plenty of marshmallows.

13. Shred tons of paper then sneak attack people and through the paper at them. Claim it's snowing.

14. At random times in class point to the window and yell that it's snowing.

15. Extra points if it's sunny out.

16. EXTRA EXTRA points if it's sunny out and the teacher is teaching (well duh what else would they be doing?)

17. INFINITY BONUS EXTRA POINTS if you do this without getting detention. Multiple times.

18. Put whipcream and peppermint shavings on your friends while they're sleeping in class.

19. Extra points if you survive.

20. Make a ninja mask out of ribbon

21. Randomly throw chesnuts at people while singing the "Christmas Song" (chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

22. Make a mash up of Christmas Carols and sing them off key

23. Call random people Scrooge

24. Make a staff of red and green skittles. Smack people with it while screaming "TASTE THE HOLIDAY"

25. Slingshot chesnuts at people (see number 21)

27. Choke people with scarves

28. Eat ice cream outside in the freezing cold. Make sure people are watching.

29. Realize that I skipped 26

30. On Chrstmas Eve morning, run in screaming how Santa stole your presents

31. Scare little kids with images of Santa in a red burglar suit and ski mask.

32. Go to the mall and impatently whine while you wait to sit on Santa's lap (works better if your older)

33. Make your own Christmas song and start a petition to make it the official christmas song

34. Always dress in red and green

35. Pay someone to break all the ornaments on your Christmas tree

36. Or just break them yourself'

37. Try not to get  grounded; you need those presents

38. Shake all the presents hard before you open them. Make sure they aren't yours.

39. Use a wrapping paper roll as baseball bat and beat people with it

40. Dress up like Santa and stalk people