1. "Dude have you been eating red meat?"

2. "Rainbows, very macho"

3. "No Pipes, it's a random group of eagles flying in perfect formation, of course they're Roman!"

4. "Peace out in demigodlessness and stuff"

5. "I'll be fine. I've got Ducktape and breath mints"

6. "See lady, that's what happen when it snows in Texas. It freakn melts!"

7. "Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks"

8. "Isn't she suppose to have flowers in her hair and birds and mice doing her laundry?"

9. "Vulcan? I don't even like Star Trek!"

10. "I'm gonna face plant you Leo style"

11. "If I did that you would see a flaming kid falling to his death. And I would be yelling something a little stronger than Flame On"

12. "I try hard to annoy. Do not insult my ability to annoy."

13. "Your catching me too superman. But I ain't holding your hand."

14. "I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts"

15. "Lady I got a 3 pound hammar with your name on it"

16. "Nah we were destined to meet your hot sister"

17. "So giants that can throw mountains, wolves that will eat us if we show weakness, evil espresso drinks, maybe this isn't a good time to bring up my pycho baby sitter"

18. "Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies"

19. "What is a wine god doing in Kansas?"

20. "That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas"

21. "I mean I can not being as pricey as a Percy or Jason. But what am I worth like 2 Franks? 3 Franks?"

22. "Suffering? I love suffering!"

23. "She's got makeup, it's a miracle!"

24. "His name is Bores? What is he the god of boring?"

25. "I don't know what Demi means but I'm not feeling too godly"