Title says it all: if I ran a school...

KATHERINE LOSS' RULES FOR SCHOOL [ BASED OFF INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY LIKE MAJORLY IM VERY GAY AND VERY TRANS NOW IM SORRY]

First, let's discuss wardrobe choices!

1. Ladies, if half of your bum is hanging out of your pants, you should probably change now or forever hold your peace

2. Bra straps hanging out is not attractive in any way

3. Guys, please get a unique wardrobe besides sneakers, basketball shorts, and Nike sweatshirts!

4. Hammer time pants should not count as clothes

5. WEAR HATS! Wear hats, wear scarves, wear sunglasses, as much as you want to!

6. You can ever go wrong with jeans

7. I applaud someone brave enough to wear sweatpants to school and rock it

8. You do not needed to wear 298258139513048 inch heels!

Then, we will move on to behavior:

1. Seriously, stop complaining about what we have to learn

2. PRANKS MUST BE DONE EVERY FRIDAY

3. Students are not encouraged to murder each other but are to play simple practical jokes

4. Who ever covers the principal's office in post-it notes first, glues everything upside down, or some kind of vandilisim and demolition first, gets a prize!

5. Grades will be raised depending on how many times you can prank the teacher

6. No inappropriate conduct in the hallways

7. Anyone who wants to act like they have a stick up their butt will just have to be homeschooled

8. Smile!

9. Creative writing exercises will be done every morning

General:
1. He/She/It who does not joins musical gets shunned. I don't care if you can't sing, unless your leg is broken there's no excuse.

2. School is more important than any silly sports competition

3. Problem with teachers? Report it.

4. All teachers shall be nice and know what it's like to be a kid

5. Laugh off all drama.

6. Any other problems? Anonymously report it.