Hey hey! I'm sorry, I was going to do a How To Annoy (which ill post later today). But I really wanted to do this.

Annabeth: Piper! Who did you chose? Who!?

Piper: Annabeth stop being annoying. You'll find out when the readers do.

Annabeth: your being strangely calm. It's creepy.

Piper: not as creepy as you using a "!?"

Annabeth: EX-CUSE me!

Kat: hehe, we may have to cut this short.

HOW TO TICK OFF PEOPLE

1. Spray them with fire extinguishers.

2. Blast annoying music in head phones. Put these on their ears when they aren't looking and crack the volume up HIGH!

3. Go up to random people you don't know and smack them. Lets hope you run away quickly.

4. Put on a bulletproof vest. Mess up a girls hair. There is a reason you are wearing the vest.

5. Even when you get hit in dodgeball, sing "Titanium" dancing around till they pull you off the court.

6. Get a bunch of books and throw them at people screaming "FACEBOOK!!!"

Annabeth: YOU SHOULD NEVER THROW BOOKS!!!! *beats up Kat*

7. Pretty...birdy....tweet....tweet

8. Point a hair dryer at cars and see if they slow down.

9. Say your going to the bathroom during class, then run up and down the halls, banging your hands on the lockers.

10. Randomly come up to people and yell "VENUS CRESCENT BEAM SMASH!!" (My friend is obsessed with Sailor Moon and does this constantly)

Piper: Venus?

11. Get a bunch of beanie babies and 1 target. Throughout the day, follow them and chuck a beanie baby at them, then dart away quickly before they can see.

12. Zap people against their will. In case you didn't know, zap is a game where someone writes a time on the back of your hand, and a name on your palm. You can't look at the name until the time. If you do look at it before then, you have to hug them, kiss, ect.

13. Color people's face with Chapstick.

14. Eat their fajitacochaito.

Piper: what the heck is that?

Kat: a fajita, taco, enchilada, and burrito in one.

Piper: ...

14. Put a disco ball in the middle of school.

15. Dance to imaginary music at times.

16. Give your friends annoying nicknames.

17. at the weirdest moment (during a test, in the middle of the night, in the middle of a serious conversation) yell "NOOOOOO" at the top of your lungs.

18. Start rapping everything you say.

19. Quote your favorite singer (ex: "I think you should stay stay stay, in French class)

Piper: what's that's suppose to mean?

Kat: what? French class?

Piper: YES

Kat: sheesh.

20. Act like a 5 year old. From 1970. (Ex: "Oh gee golly whiz! That's a big cookie!)

21. Randomly out mardi gra necklaces around people.

22. 2 words, sneak hugs.

23. Slap them with bacon

24. Ducktape their mouths so they can't talk (you have no idea how much I want to do this to a couple kids in my math class)

Annabeth: *mutters* you have no idea how much I want to do that to you.

Kat: ladies, ladies, can't we all be friends?

Annabeth: *launches into reasons why not*

25. Eat chocolate in front of their face without giving them any. Make a point that your eating chocolate and their not.

26. Talk in a different language. Refuse to translate.

27. Give them extra math homework. (Mom I'm looking at you)

29. Make them clean something. Scream in their ear or air horn them if they don't.

30. Spray them head to toe in hand sanitizer. Laugh like a maniac while they scream in pain.

Piper: o_O

AND THAT IS ALL FOKES, STAY TUNED FOR A NEW "HOW TO ANNOY" SOON!