*clicks on camera*

Me: Hi, my name is Kat Loss, and today I'm going to teach you how to spot a wild fangirl! This is a very easy task but only to those who have the eye for it. *accidentally pokes eye* OUCHIE!!!

Anywho, here we are in the wild jungle of the Barnes and Nobles bookstore/Starbucks. If we go into this mystical place of coffee, we may just find the perfect subject for me to point out the basics.

Bookstore clerk: Um, ma'am-

Me: HUSH! Ok, so the tell-tale signs that someone is a fangirl is sobbing over book character deaths, punching something because of feels, and obsessesiveness of hot book characters. Other signs may include: book merchandise, peculiarity, and/or anti-socalality.

*enters Starbucks*

Me: ok... There! *points the camera at a sobbing girl over Harry Potter The Deathly Hallows*

*sits down at girl's table*

Girl: *sniffling* who the @@?!?/$;$/ (this has been edited by the department of editing) are you?!

Me: Crying over characters deaths?

Girl: *starts sobbing* LUPIN!!! FRED!! DOBBY!!! SNAPE!!! COLIN!! TONKS!!! COME BACK!!

Me: yup, she's a fangirl. *leaves girl getting tear marks over the book*

Now let's see... There's a girl that's almost done finishing her boo-

*gets punched by a guy that just finished House of Hades*

Me: WHAT THE $&@$@/-$!;),?' (This has been edited by the department of editing)

Guy: sorry... WHHHHHHYYYYYY RICK WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL.

Me: *slowly shuffles away* That was an example of what not to scream in a coffee store. Oh, and the punching of the feels.

Girl 2: *watching something on her tablet with headphones*

Me: *pops up behind her* WATCHA DOIN!?

Girl 2: GAH! *tries to hide tablet*

Me: *wrestles girl to the floor for tablet* AHA!!! *points camera at Hunger Games movie playing on screen* this is am example of... Actually I'm not quite sure but she's defiantly a fangirl!

*throws tablet at girl who's sitting on the floor glaring at me*

*girl struts in wearing a tool belt and a camp-Halfblood shirt*

Me: OH MY GODS YOUR LIKE A GIRL VERSION OF LEO THIS IS SOOOOO AWESOME!!!

*everyone in the coffee house stares at me*

Girl 1: Whelp. * grabs camera*

Guy: This proves...

Girl 2: SHE'S A FANGIRL!!!!

Me: ... *grabs camera*

*turns camera off*