I know people always post this kinda stuff but  I came up with this awesome title for Percy... !)

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How To Annoy Percy Jackson, The Toilet Unclogger

1. Ask him to unclog the toilets wth his oh-so amazing powers

2. Call him the toilet unclogger

3. Tell him Annabeth was kidnapped by Reyna

4. Yell "PSYCH!" really loud in his ear whenever. Heck that will annoy anyone.

5. Ask him if you can borrow Riptide since you can't find a pen

5. Chuck Dr. Suess books at his head

6. Drag him through the airport medal detector

7. the yell "HE"S GOT A WEAPON!"

8. Make him red food

9. Tell him there is no such thing as blue food

10. When he makes blue food laugh and tell him that it is clearly orange, therefore he is going color blind

11. Laugh if he beileves you

12. Yell in public "Yah he's a problematic child who's always being chased around the counrty by the law!"

13. Do so in fornt of a police man

14. Ask him if his fishy senses are tingling

15. Ask him why his fingers aren't webbed

16. Ask him where his gills are

17. Ask him that in front of mortals

18. Sign him up for book club

19. Sign him up for tutoring

20. Constantly remind him that Ares and Athena are out to get him

21. Ask him why he's such a loner and always sits alone at the dining pavillion

22. Ask him to come on an airplane with you

23. Try drowning him

24. Ask him why he looks so much like Harry Potter

25. Always call him Perseus

26. Call him "The Little Mermaid"

27. mock his ADHD by randomly screaming, "BUTTERFLY!" and pointng while in the middle of conversation

28. Write "I love Annabeth" all over his stuff

29. Steal his pen

30. Uncap Riptde and make lightsaber sounds with it.

31. Call him sharkboy

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Hope you liked!!!! Ok should I or should I not so more of these with the rest of the PJ and HOO group?