Here is a new update. I am not hyper right now. I need choclate.

Percy: nooooo you don't

Kat: how did you start talking?

Annabeth: Leo hacked into here and made sure Perse can talk.

Kat: 😠

Leo: uh oh.

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HOW TO ANNOY NICO DI ANGELO, DEATH BREATH JR.

1. Buy him flowers

2. Tell him that death would be prettier with lipstick

3. Give him a makeover

4. Decorate his cabin pink

5. Ask him what Cupid said to him (from HoH)

6. Steal his sword

7. Steal his sector (from HoH)

8. Use it to raise and army of dead against him

9. Replace all of his clothes with the ones from the Aphrodite cabin

10. Buy him My Little Pony Dolls and say they are as good as Mythomagic figures

11. Ask him where his Mythomagic figures are

12. Ask him who he likes better, Bianca or Hazel

13. Do this in front of Hazel

14. Bonus points if you can raise Bianca from the dead and make him say it in front of her.

15. Paint "THALICO" all over his stuff

16. Bonus points if its in pink

17. Dye his hair pink

18. Call him corpse breath

19. Send him THALICO fanfic

20. Watch in an Iris message as he demolishes his computer and screams in horror

21. Buy him a stuffed emo doll

22. Laugh manically when he protests that he's not emo

23. Become a THALICO shipper

24. Ask him for a hug

25. If he says yes squease him so he can't breath

26. If he doesn't say your going to tell Thalia he likes her

27. Stare at him all the time

28. Sell him on E-Bay to fan girls

29. Lock him in a small room with crazy fan girls

30. Tell the Aphrodite cabin Nico is single

31. Tell Thalia he killed Green Day

32. Laugh as he runs away while Thalia tries to kill him

33. Tell him you like this list

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Nico: WARNING: if you do any of this you are most likely to get killed

Kat: emo...

Nico: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

Kat: nothing. Oh BTW try guessing who is next. I'll give you a hint: *starts singing Alecia Keys "this girl is on fire"

Leo: no no no no no.