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How to Annoy Leo Valdez, World's First Human Torch

Hi here is another one of these for Leo!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leo: WHHHYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE

John Hudson: I feel bad for you lad

Kat: John Hudson?! you are suppose to be on my history homework!!

John Hudson: oopsy.

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HOW TO ANNOY LEO VALDEZ, WORLD'S FIRST HUMAN TORCH

1. Call him "Repair Boy"

2. Put it on the back of all of his T-shirts

3. In permanent marker

4. Spray him with fire extinguishers constantly even if he isn't on fire

5. Pour water on him then run away

6. When you see him, scream "FIRE! FIRE! CALL 911!!!!"

7. Stare at him creepily

8. When he asks you to stop spray the fire extinguisher again

9. Tell him Katniss "was on fire first"

10. Tell him Suzan Collins is going to sue him for copying her character

11. Watch as he freaks out

12. Then run away as he realizes he has no idea what the Hunger Games is

13. Sell him on E-bay as a campfire

14. Roast marshmallows on him

15. Call him a human torch

16. Don't give him any of the goodies you roast!

17. Push him into a pool

18. Smash his work

19. Lock him in a room with rabid fan girls

Leo: that one doesn't sound so bad

Kat: then I'll delete it

20. Delete number 19

21. Kiss him and run away

Leo: again that wouldn't sound so bad

22. Delete number 21

23. Sing Alecia Key's "This Girl Is On Fire" constantly

24. Change his ringtone to it

25. Dump him in a lake

26. Insult his ability to annoy

27. Send him emails from things like "[email protected]" or "[email protected]" with an email saying you wanna go on a date. Then reply back saying "oopsy wrong guy, I would never wanna go out with you"

Leo: THAT WAS YOU!!!!

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Frank: HAHAHHAHAHA that was hilarious!

Leo: no. No it wasn't.

Kat: here is the next clue: *draws a lightning bolt*

Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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