How to Annoy Leo Valdez, World's First Human Torch
Hi here is another one of these for Leo!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leo: WHHHYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE
John Hudson: I feel bad for you lad
Kat: John Hudson?! you are suppose to be on my history homework!!
John Hudson: oopsy.
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HOW TO ANNOY LEO VALDEZ, WORLD'S FIRST HUMAN TORCH
1. Call him "Repair Boy"
2. Put it on the back of all of his T-shirts
3. In permanent marker
4. Spray him with fire extinguishers constantly even if he isn't on fire
5. Pour water on him then run away
6. When you see him, scream "FIRE! FIRE! CALL 911!!!!"
7. Stare at him creepily
8. When he asks you to stop spray the fire extinguisher again
9. Tell him Katniss "was on fire first"
10. Tell him Suzan Collins is going to sue him for copying her character
11. Watch as he freaks out
12. Then run away as he realizes he has no idea what the Hunger Games is
13. Sell him on E-bay as a campfire
14. Roast marshmallows on him
15. Call him a human torch
16. Don't give him any of the goodies you roast!
17. Push him into a pool
18. Smash his work
19. Lock him in a room with rabid fan girls
Leo: that one doesn't sound so bad
Kat: then I'll delete it
20. Delete number 19
21. Kiss him and run away
Leo: again that wouldn't sound so bad
22. Delete number 21
23. Sing Alecia Key's "This Girl Is On Fire" constantly
24. Change his ringtone to it
25. Dump him in a lake
26. Insult his ability to annoy
27. Send him emails from things like "[email protected]" or "[email protected]" with an email saying you wanna go on a date. Then reply back saying "oopsy wrong guy, I would never wanna go out with you"
Leo: THAT WAS YOU!!!!
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Frank: HAHAHHAHAHA that was hilarious!
Leo: no. No it wasn't.
Kat: here is the next clue: *draws a lightning bolt*
Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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