heyy here is Jason's list (finally)

Jason: don't you have something better to do?

Kat: not at the moment no

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HOW TO ANNOY JASON GRACE, DEMIGOD PIKACHU

1. Call him Sparky

2. Call him Pikachu

3. Call him Superman

4. When he is controling the winds, look up and say "It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just Jason"

5. Bonus points if he gets distracted while your doing it

6. EXTRA bonus points if he hits a tree

7. Tell him Percy is a better protangonist than him

Percy: am I?

Kat: maybe...

Jason: whateva!

8. Point out Leo is literally hotter than he is

Leo: oh yah baby!

9. Use his coin for a vending machine

Jason: I don't even have it anymore

10. Remind him that he broke said coin'

Jason: seriously

11. Toss him into the ocean

12. Remind him Hera killed the first Jason

13. Remind him the first Jason died on the Argo

Leo: is that an insult to Argo II?

14. Ask him how staplers taste

15. Dye all his purple shirts orange

16. Always compare him to Percy in every sentence

17. Point out that he broke his coin and Percy's had his pen for years. And it's Percy.

Jason: in my defense it always returns to his pocket!

Percy: dude not even legit

18. Tell him Hera's gonna erase his memory again

19. Tell him Thalia didn't even try looking for him

Thalia: WHAT!

20. Tell him she replaced her with Annnabeth

21. And Luke

22. And Grover

23. Heck even Percy!

Percy: offensive.

24. Sing "Kiss the Girl" when him and Piper are along together

25. Or jump out and sing "Jason and Reyna sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N- oh your with Piper today"

26. Force feed him staplers

27. Tell him Thalia turned back into a tree

28. Try electrucuting him in the creek

29. Tell Drew he's single

30. Laugh histarically as Piper tries beating her up

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Jason: it's finally over

Piper: I hate the one about Reyna

Reyna: excuse me?

Piper: uh oh.