1. Ask him why Voldemort didn't give him a rainbow scar.

2. Poke is scar constantly

3. Bring up Cho Chang in front of Ginny

5. Tell him he is so copying Percy Jackson's style. ((Please note: yes, I know that HP was made before PJO))

6. Ask him if his Voldie senses are tingling

7. Bring up Sirius Black

8. Bring up Remus Lupin

9. Bring up everyone who died

10. Change all his Gryfindorr things out for Slytherin ones

11. Steal his wand

12. Snap his wand in front of him

13. Poke him with a stick

14. Tell him to tell Cedric you said hello

15. "So first you were the Boy Who Lived.... Then a nutcase.... Then The Chosen One. Why don't they put them all together so your 'The Chosen Nutcase Who Lived'"

16. Yell at him to stop pretending to be Harry Potter and wipe the fake scar off his forehead

17. Whenever he says something weird, tell him: 'Don't worry, we'll go call St. Mungo's and get you the help you truly deserve'

18. Buy him concealer so Voldemort won't recognize his scar

19. Tell him if he dies defeating the Dark Lord you want his broomstick