SOOOOORRRRRYYYYY I was going to do a "How to Annoy Reyna" but I decided to stal- delay. Here are some of my fav quotes. I'm doing two from each book.

LIGHTING THEIF

"Braccas meas vescimini!"

I don't know where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'eat my pants!'

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"Your Dionysus," I said "god of wine."

Dionysus rolled his eyes

"What do they say these day Grover? Do the children say, 'Well duh'?"

"Y-yes, Mr. D."

"Well duh Percy Jackson! Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"

SEA OF MONSTERS

Once I lost my grip, and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing.

A minute later, Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something to put it against. Unfortunately that something was my face.

"Sorry," she murmured.

"S'okay," I grunted, thought I didn't really went to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like.

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"Um, Tyson?" I said. "Would you mind scouting around outside? Like, look for a wilderness convenience store?"

"Convenience store?"

" Yeah, like for snacks. Powdered donuts or something. Just don't go too far."

"Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly, "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here donuts!"

TITANS CURSE

I didn't know exactly when cars were invented, but I figured it was like prehistoric times- back when people watched black-and-white TV and hunted dinosaurs.

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It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir', but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew up stuff.

BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH

He poured the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a white paper bag decorated with cartoons. I haven't seen it in years, but I recognized it- a Mc Donald's Happy Meal. He turned it over and dumped the fries and hamburger into the grave.

"In my day we used animal blood," a ghost muttered. "Perfectly good enough. They can't tell the difference."

"I will treat them with respect," Nico said.

"At least let me keep the toy," the ghost said.

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"Never mind," Annabeth said quickly, "Why were you trying to join up with the wrong side.

Ethan sneered. "There is no right side. The gods never cared about us. Why shouldn't I-"

"Sign up with an army that makes you fight to death for entertainment?" Annabeth said, "Gee, I wonder."

THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"With great power comes great need to nap."

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I don't recommend shadow travel if your scared of:

a) the dark

b) cold shivers down your spine

c) strange noises

d) going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off

In other words, I thought it was awesome

THE LOST HERO

Leo: rainbows, very macho.

Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian and gets along great with the pegasusi.

Leo: rainbows, ponies...

Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

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"This is so cool," Jason said, "Why didn't you say anything?"

Leo closed his hand and the fire went out. "Didn't want to look like a freak."

"I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm speak people into giving her BMWs. You're no more of a freak than we are. Hey, maybe you can fly too. Like, jump off a building and yell 'Flame On'!

Leo snorted. "If I did that, you'd see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I'd be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame On'."

SON OF NEPTUNE

"Um... Is that thing tame?" Frank said.

The horse whinnied angrily.

"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death silly Chinese Canadian baby man."

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He managed to swivel sideways to avoid breaking his leg on impact. The snack plate skittered off the roofed sailed through the air. The platter went one way. Percy went the other.

As he fell towards the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against some SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers.

Stupid sixteen-year-old falling from the sky! I'm late!

MARK OF ATHENA

Piper rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had all gathered- hastily dressed, except Coach Hedge who had pulled night watch.

Frank's Vancouver Winter Olympics shirt was inside out. Percy wore pajama pants and a bronze breastplate, which was an interesting fashion statement. Hazel's hair was all blown to one side as though she walked through a cyclone; and Leo had accidentally set himself on fire. His T-shirt was in tatters. His arms were smoking.

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"Save yourselves!" Percy warned "It's too late for us!"

Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. "Oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!"

Nothing happened.

"I said," Percy repeated, "Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!"

Frank stumbled out off nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. "Oh no," he said like he was reading from a teleprompter. "I am turning into a crazy dolphin."

HOUSE OF HADES

Akhyls lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I'm just smoke She can't touch me, right?

He imagined the Fates up on Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB.

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"Oh, by the way," Jason glanced a Percy. "I resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion to praetor. Unless you want to contest ruling."

Percy grinned, "No argument here."

"Praetor?" Hazel stared at Frank.

He shrugged uncomfortably. "Well... yeah. I know it seems weird."

She tried to throw her arms around him, then winced remembering her busted ribs. She settled for kissing him. "It seems perfect."

Leo clapped Frank on the shoulder. "Way to go Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword."

So, yeah I majorly stalled. I'll try to post soon.