Hi.
How are you today?
Sorry I haven't updated.
And there was no multi-media in the last chapters.
Alllllrighty then!

THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU ARE BORED:
1. Go on Wattpad
2. Read a book
3. Daydream
4. Tie your neighboring squirrel families to a tree like a maniac
5. Write a list
6. Listen to reality radio just to laugh at people
7. Use as much lip balm as possible until your lips go numb
8. Violently lotion your body
9. Look up flavors of Japanese Kit-Kats
10. Go on YouTube
11. Spy on neighbors
12. Make plans to kidnap someone
13. Actually kidnap someone
14. Cook cookies and bake bacon just to see what happens
15. Invest in a fire extinguisher
16. Stalk your crush
17. Make your pet dance
18. Build a bird feeder and use the birds as target practice
19. Try to develop a random twitch
20. Make a new alphabet song
21. Check ALL the comments on Wattpad (and I mean all)
22. Look up hacks
23. Create life in a thunderstorm
24. Use the Force
25. Make a poisoned Starbucks Latte assembly line so you have tones of treats for your enemies
26. Wonder how unique you are
27. OCD organize bookshelves, digital libraries, jewelry boxes ect.
28. Imagine what it would be like to be the opposite gender
29. Stage-dive off your couch
30. Think of the most ridiculous rules ever.
31. Prank call people
32. Write a musical
33. Be majestic
34. Type an entire book backwards, print out the pages and book jacket, glue together, and have someone read it
35. Go swimming, in a pool or snow
36. Pretend to be princess
37. Marry a homeless Arabian man
38. Have a sassy dragon
39. Hang with sassy octopus ladies
40. Question my every motive