Me: Hello, Mrs. Rowling! Would you mind if I asked you a few questions about your books?

J.K. Rowling: Of course not!

Me: Alright! Let's jump right in, shall we? WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU MAKE FRED DIE?!!?!?!?!?

J.K Rowling: Because he is a major character, and I knew that it would be a huge drama bit...so I added that. *squirms slightly*

Me: okaaaayyyy. Next one. Why did you choose the name 'Harry Potter' and not something else?

J.K. Rowling: *Lip biting slightly* I...like the name?

Me: okay. What gave you the idea of making the Harry Potter series?

J.K. Rowling: Sometimes an author jut thinks of some idea and this one really stuck. So I continued it!

Me: as an author, I feel that quite a bit. Onwards to the final question. Are you secretly a witch, and this whole thing isn't made up?

J.K Rowling: *winks and leans in* always.

Me: *faints*