Me: okay, Hermione! Come on in!
*Hermione enters, nose in book.*

Me: Hermione, can I have your opinion on something?

Hermione: Yes, you MAY ask me a question.

Me: *rolls eyes* Between Harry and Ron, who do you think is more stupid?

Hermione: do I have to answer?

Me: I'll take that as a both? Okay. Next one! What is your favorite professor/class?

Hermione: Favorite professor? McGonagall.
Favorite class? Charms.

Me: I shouldn't have had to ask you that. Anyways, on a scale of one to ten, how mad are you that Draco called you a...'mudblood'?

Hermione: probably a six or so. I mean, they're just words!

Me: *quietly points out that books are just words, too*

Hermione: oh, NOW who's the smart one!?!!!!? *storms out*

Me: Hermio--! Oh, whatever......