Me: Draco, I'm jumping right in. When did you first start hating Harry?

Draco: after he denied me by the train.

Me: Do you truly love Pansy Parkinson?

Draco: Secret between the two of us? Never. Ever. Liked. Her.

Me: Can Goyle actually read?

Draco: I don't know. He says he can, but my character created that line on the spot. *high fives himself*

Me: How is your apple doing?

Draco: delicious as ever.🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏