Aries: A stalker

Taurus: Forest dweller

Gemini: Batman

Cancer: Crazy cat lady/man

Leo: That one drug dealer

Virgo: Hobo

Libra: Way too intelligent robber

Scorpio: Caveman/woman

Sagittarius: Local banjo player

Capricorn: That one person in the sewers

Aquarius: Thinks that Skyrim is real life so they go around sneaking everywhere

Pisces: That one lost child that lives on top of a roof