Lyrics - English / Japanese

~ Japanese / Romaji ~

Guuzen todoita tegami wa nan to Fantastic !! 

Daitan futeki na kaitou kara no yokoku jou

Shinmai kisha wa toujou GEETO wo nusumi minagara

Hannin sagashi ni honsou shite iru

OOKUSHONIA ga wasuremono wo shite ? Orite iku to

Chikoku girigiri ? MAI PEESU na seibishi touchaku

Keikan douhan ? Guai no warusou na SARARIIMAN wa

Toori de MAFIA ni karamarete tarashii ? 

Gouka na kyakusen de himitsu no OOKUSHON

Koufuku wo motarasu densetsu no DAIYA

Genjuu keibi no ami wo azayaka ni kakimidashite

Fantastic na kaitou SHOO wo hajimeyou ka

Are you ready ? 

Gouka na Fake ni kurunda Joker ga ugokidasu

Kanzen hanzai meikyuu iri no SAI wa nagerareta

Subete no KAADO wo soroe kandou no Finale ni wa

Finder goshi no shinjitsu wo abaite

MAJISHAN no yokyou wa engi wo katsui da ? PAFOOMANSU

Kaishi jikoku ga wazuka ni oshite iru ? 

Genjuu keikai PIRIPIRI shite iru ? Keikan wa

Arakure MAFIA wo niramitsukete iru ? 

WAIN wo koboshita seijika wa douyara nebusoku gimi... ? 

Tonari no isha ga "okusuri wo douzo" to... ? 

Ottori WEITORESU WAIN ni SHANPAN susumeru mo... ? 

Joyuu wa WISUKII ROKKU wo tanonda ? 

Koyoi no shuyaku ga youyaku gotoujou

Miwaku no kagayaki ni kaijou wa daikoufun

Genjuu keikai no ami wa ichibun no suki mo nai

Aa, dou kangaete mo fukanou hanzai hajimeyou ka

Are you ready ? 

Bid wo eight de kizande HANMAA ga odoridasu

Gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake PAATII ? 

Totsuzen, RAITO ga kiete teiden ? Makkura na yami no naka

SHOO kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita

Juubyou hodo de teiden ga kaifuku guuzen no TORABURU ? 

Juusei wa doko kara kikoete kita... ? Tenimotsu kensa wa toorenai ! 

Mado GARASU ga kowarete iru mitai... ? Hito ga tooreru kurai... 

"Dareka ga taorete iru ! " KYAA ! 

3, 2, 1, Action ! 

Shinku ni somari taorefushita seijika wo kaihou shite iru isha no

Haigo ni suwaru joyuu ga fui ni otoshita GURASU no katadzuke ni

Owareru WEITORESU ni butsukatta hazumi de abareta hato wo

Wareta mado kara nigashite shimai kanashinde torimidasu MAJISHAN ni

YAJI wo tobashite karakau MAFIA wo chuui suru keikan ni

BUREEKAA no TORABURU houkokusho wo motte kita seibishi no waki de

Koshitantan to SUKUUPU no NETA wo sagasu kisha no

Ashimoto ni korogatte iru dangan wa dare ga nan no tame ni nani wo utta no ka ? 

To DAREKA ga tsubuyaita sono toki

Shuumaku wo tsugeru OOKUSHONIA no himei ga todoroita

Oh really ! 

Koufuku no DAIYA ga kiete kaijou wa daikonran

Genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yukue fumei nandattee ? ! 

Mado wo kowashite kanpan e ? Umi e tobikonda no ka ? 

Bukimi ni tadayou SHIRUKU HATTO... 

Yougisha mo DAIYA mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka

Kanzen hanzai meikyuu iri no SHOO wa kore de owari

Saa, mou KAADO wa sorotta kandou no Finale ni wa

Saizenretsu de subete wo miteta kimi ga michibiite ?

~ English ~

A letter that arrived by chance - how Fantastic!! 

A preliminary notice from an audacious phantom thief 

As the newbie journalist spies the boarding gate, 

She runs about in search of the criminal... 

Did the auctioneer forget something? When he steps off board - 

Just barely on time? The mechanic arrives at her own pace 

The police are coming aboard? And that sick-looking businessman... 

It seems he got involved with the mafia behind him? 

A secret auction aboard a gorgeous passenger ship, 

For a legendary diamond that brings happiness 

Let the tight web of security be brilliantly disrupted 

Onto the Fantastic phantom's show - shall we begin? 

(Are you Ready?) 

Concealed in extravagant Fakes, the Joker sets into motion 

The die of a perfect, unsolved crime is cast 

Get all the cards in order, and in the moving Finale, 

Let the truth be exposed through my Finder! 

The magician's sideshow; does her performance carry an omen? 

Is the starting time being slightly pressed? 

The police - is she tense with rigorous caution? 

Is she glaring at that rowdy mafia? 

The politician spills his wine - might he be lacking sleep...? 

The doctor beside him says "Have your medicine"...? 

The gentle waitress recommends wine with champagne, and...? 

The actress asked for whiskey on the rocks? 

The star of the night finally debuts 

The hall is in uproar over the fascinating sparkle 

The net of security has not a single gap; 

Ahh, by all means, an impossible crime - shall we begin? 

(Are you Ready?) 

Eight place their Bids, the hammer dancing 

Greed, assets, disgraceful foolishness - a party where all is laid bare? 

Suddenly, the lights go out - power outage? In the total darkness, 

A gunshot echoed to raise the curtain on the show... 

In ten seconds, the power's back - just a random accident? 

Where did that gunshot come from...? That wasn't in luggage inspection! 

It seems the window glass is broken...? Wide enough for a person... 

"Someone's fainted!" Yaaah! 

3, 2, 1, Action! 

The doctor tends to the fallen politician dyed scarlet, 

Behind them the actress suddenly drops a glass, cleaned up 

By the waitress who in the spur of the moment, sends flapping doves 

Fleeing out the cracked window, away from the mourning, distracted magician, 

At whom the teasing mafia jeers, under the police's watchful eye, 

To which the mechanic holding a report for the breaker trouble comes, 

And beside her, the journalist stands on alert for info for a scoop, 

With a bullet at her feet - now who shot it, at what, and for what? 

Just as someone whispered the question, 

The auctioneer's shriek roared to tell the end - 

(OH REALLY) 

The Diamond of Happiness gone, the hall is chaos 

The guards search for the culprit, one person unaccounted for - Say what?! 

Broke the window, jumped out on the deck? Dove into the sea? 

An eeriely-drifting silk hat... 

The suspect and diamond gone, the truth is in darkness 

This ends the show of the perfect, unsolved crime 

Now, the cards are all in order, so to the moving Finale,