this is short i'm just getting out energy through quotes

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nabulungi: stop quoting disney, it's getting really annoying

kevin: dishonor on you! dishonor on your cow! >:0

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kevin: i know that if i am to move forwards like the professional i am, i must first see the past with mature eyes.

kevin: this means acknowledging that others have caused all my problems and proceed to blame them for it

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nabulungi: have you considered calming down

mckinley: it's in my schedule but i don't have time to do it until tuesday, is that okay?

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kevin: *holds both his hands up from where he's lying down*

mckinley: *tenderly holds one of his hands*

arnold: *slaps the other hand*

kevin: that's sweet but i need my cup of coffee

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arnold: no offense but why would i take your side?

kevin: because you're my best friend!

arnold: i am your best friend!! but that won't hold up in a court of law, buddy

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mckinley: what're you doing?!

kevin: if you love someone......... you're willing to die for them 😪

mckinley: but you don't have to! that's an important distinction!

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arnold, before man up: i'm your best friend!

kevin: scoff.

arnold: ...did you just say "scoff"

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kevin: why's everyone looking at us?? what're they staring at????

mckinley: well kev, don't take this the wrong way, but you're kind of really hot

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arnold and nabulungi: *happily cuddling in bed*

kevin, snuggling in between them: this is nice

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arnold: my dad once told me to do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it over with and then a month later called me at 6 in the morning to wish me happy birthday

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mckinley, putting his elbows on the table: heard ya like bad boys

kevin: eh, not really.

mckinley, taking his elbows off the table: oh thank god that felt horrible-

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arnold, in the coffee scene: sometimes things just happen—

kevin: -and sometimes god is a vicious two-faced prick!

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mckinley: *walks into a wall instead of the door*

arnold: hey uh. are you sleeping at all??

mckinley: sometimes i sit down on my bed for a few seconds thinking about going to sleep before stopping to do more paperwork

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kevin: hey you're really cute

mckinley, eating food and letting his fucking silverware touch his goddamn teeth before speaking: aw, tha—

kevin: what the absolute fuck was that?!

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anyone: hey i'm having some issues

mckinley:

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hell mckinley: i have convinced someone to repent—

blonde jesus ig: you fucked up a perfectly good kevin is what you did! look at him, he's got homosexuality!

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blonde jesus, in kevin's hell dream: what the FUCK is up, kevin?! no, what did you SAY dude. step the fuCK UP KEVIN

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arnold: alright so basically, um, what i was thinking was, um—

kevin: *fuckin transfers*

arnold: ah fuck i cant believe you've done this :'/

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arnold: ...and id kill anyone for you!

nabulungi: well, that's not necessary

arnold: oh, that's a relief. cause i'd do it, but it'd weigh on me

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poptarts: you've been giving price a lot of attention lately.

mckinley: he was injured!

poptarts: i'm injured too??

mckinley: then go to the hospital, damn