WEREHOG/DYSTOPIAN AU!!

FIRST CHAPTER WIP!!!

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FIRST WIP

AHHHH

SONIC PROTECTING MILES>>>>>

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I LOVE WEREHOG SONIC GUYS

ANYWAYS NEXT WIP

EVIL LAUGH 😈

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YOU GUYS CAN GUESS WHO THAT IS—

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YOU GUYS ARE NOT REASY FOR THIS FIC AND THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS THAT IM GOING TO PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH—

THE FIRST CHAPTER WILL ONLY HAVE AROUND 3-4K WORDS BECAUSE I WANT TO GET THE FIRST CHAPTER OUT SO YOU GUYS CAN READ IT!!!!

IM AT 2 K NOW SO SKFNEKFJE

Silver: Am I in this—?

Me:.... I can't answer that-

Ev: back away from the were and maybe I'll spare your life.

Miles: >:(

Ev: *sigh* maybe next time.

Sonic and Ev attacking each other :

Ev: *bites the hell outta Sonic's arm*

Sonic: DUDE WHY

Ev: OM- NOM NOM

Ev: if you corporate then i shall spare your sad pathetic life.

Sonic: *thinking: OF FUCK WHAT DO I DO—*

Sonic: *sees a water bottle*

Sonic: *throws it at Ev's head and it hits them in the forehead.*

Ev: ...

Sonic: ...

Ev: You have two seconds.

Ev: ...

Sonic: ...

Ev: *BARKING NOISES AND GROWLING*

Sonic: AHHHKEFJ GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH—

Shadow: It don't bite

Sonic: YES IT DO

(THE VINES LIVE—)

GET READY FOR MORE VINES

Ev and Shadow in the front seats of the car

Sonic: *enters with balloons*

Ev: Oh for fucks sake—

Shadow: *arguing with sonic about the balloons*

Ev: it's too late— Ah we're flying away-

Ev whenever he sees Sonic:

Ev: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP SONIC

Sonic: -.-

Ev: NO WHATD YOU SAY DUDE?

Ev: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

Ev: STEP THE FUCK UP SONIC-

(Tw??)

Ev: we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed

Shadow: *plays the music*

Ev: Whatcha gunna go? (X2)

The government: even the Werebeasts are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage to keep him secure so there's no possible—

Sonic: *RUNNING AROUND LIKE A HOOLIGAN*

The government: Oh my god—

Shadow: READY TO FUCKING DIE—

Ev: —im a Bad bitch You cant kill me!

The government: ooo my boy going to kill the werebeast

Ev: *dramatic poses*

The government: Fuck it up Ev, Ev fuck it up, fuck it up Ev!

Ev: *trying to find Sonic*

Sonic: *hiding*

Ev:...red Robben-

Sonic: *reveals himself* YUM

Ev: *starts going after Sonic*

Sonic: OH NO OH GOD PLEAS—-

Ev: I saw you hanging out with Sonic the other day-

Shadow: Ev- It's not what you think!

Ev: I won't hesitate bitch *starts throwing spears*

*Sonic on his motor cart thing*

Sonic: Watch out!

Ev: *rolls his eyes*

Sonic: EV!! *pulls down his sunglasses*

Sonic: GOD

Ev: and they where roommates!

(Talking about him and Sonic this is actually a spoiler lmao)

Shadow: omg they where roommates

*music playing in the background*

The government:.... Bring the beat in! (Werebeast)

Ev: ANYTHING FOR YOU GOVERNMENT  (carrying a beat up Sonic)

Ev: *cloak on*

Ev: I brought you frankincense (I have no fucking clue what the vine part says here)

Sonic: thank you

Ev: and I brought you mur

Sonic: thank you

Ev: MURDER *takes off cloak*

Sonic: *GASP* EV— NO

*Ev whenever Sonic says something*

Sonic:———

Ev: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of JANDISNDKEJFJ

TV: who's that Pokémon?

Shadow: it's pikachu!!!

Tv: ITS CLEFAIRY

Shadow: FUUUCK

The government: oh sorry I fell asleep while I was wait on you to make me a sandwich~

Shadow: Go back to sleep and STARVE

(IF SOMEONE CAN DRAW THE FIRST ONE WHERE EV IS BARKING AT SONIC I WILL LITERALLY CRY OMG 😭)

ANYWAYS

THATS ALL

BYEEEEEEEEEEE