Kyle is a monster i made in my head that is the most dude bro David Dobrik YouTuber you will ever see. 

Kyle, to his vlog camera: AYO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP GUYS IT IS YOUR BOY KYLE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH A FRESH NEW VID FOR YOU GUYS. TODAY WE ARE GONNA BE PUTTING THIS BABY *holds up a baby* IN THE MICROWAVE!

Baby: *making gang signs* Glad to be here, man. LETS GET IT!💯💯💯💯💯

Kyle, putting baby in the microwave: *softly* how did he pronounce that????? buT ANYWAYS GUYS JUST GO MURDER THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON OR I'LL POP UP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED AND MAKE A CHAIN WITH YOUR TOENAILS. YOU READY, LIL DUDE?

Baby, giving a thumbs up: HELL YEAH BRO, FIRE IT UP?

*incoherent screaming, screen cuts to black*

A/n: Don't you just love Kyle? #MCMKyle