owo what's this? you wanna lick my eyes? hehe slorp them out with your thick wet tongue 

via uwu translator

🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭 🇵 🇪 🇳 🇦 🇱 🇹 🇾

letter to emoji

Split Hat log with a bick, gharp blow. Hat rope will bind Hat seven boukep at once.

nonsense translator

nvrycupu (that's hello in lizard)

this is f'r rachel thee big bacon-fed white nasty smelling bacon-fed wench wherefore thee tooketh me off the moth'rfucking scheduleth with thy triffing rampallian filthy rampallian big bacon-fed wench oompa loompa corse rampallian wench imma cometh up th're and im gonna did beat the alas outta thee wench 

via Shakespearean translation