A/n: made a Tumblr to look at TikToks anyway onto the humor ig

Perhaps I can be Tracer?

I regret to inform you that I'm already Tracer. 

Oh, alright. May I play the part of Widowmaker?

I am truly sorry, but I myself am already Widowmaker. 

I suppose that I can be Bastion?

You truly wish to be Bastion? 

You have a very fair point, dear friend. Possibly Winston?

Tragically for you, I am already Winston. 

Is it possible for me to partake in the place of Genji?

It is not, for I myself am Genji?

Should I be at least allowed to play as McCree?

Afraid not dear, for I have already chosen McCree. 

Eureka, I have the most wondrous idea!

Do share, what is your wonderful idea?

My friend, you yourself could be-

I am sorry, but I cannot bring myself to be Mercy. 

a/n: thank god im funny