To hit, or to miss. That is the question, isn't it? 

I suppose they never miss, no? 

Thou possesses a mate, I wager he doesn't bestow a kiss upon you. 

Soon now, he shall find another mate, and his longing for you will cease. 

He will make car noises and put his face in the crook of his elbow like the famous American rapper Wiz Khalifa. 

A/n: I'm so poetic omg my mind