5 jokes
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1:Choosing a movie? Don't trust these extremely abbreviated plot
explanations.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.    

• The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.   

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.  
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2:I think it's pretty cool how
the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
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3:You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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4:The closest I've been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
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5:My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it's not easier than not cooking.