5 jokes
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1:What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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2:What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?
Two breasts and a left wing.

(Btw I don't support Trump or Hillary)
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3:Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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4:Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don't like it when you shout 'hi-Jack'.
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5:Q: What did the right ball say to the left ball?
A: The guy in the middle is a real dick.
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