Joke 1:
Word Test

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...
Betcha can't resist passing it on ;)

Joke 2:
Don't Do It!

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!

WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching?

HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony.

Joke 3:
5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

Joke 4:

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

Joke 5:
Definition for Human being: A creature that cuts trees ,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!

Joke 6:
5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh...
2. Be with a women who gives u her time...
3. Be with a women who takes care of you...
4. Be with a women who really loves you...
5. Finally, make sure these four women don't know each other!;)

Joke 7:
English Questions

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...
__________ I don't have a brain.
__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid