Joke 1:
Three dummies decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

Joke 2:
Good Question

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ''Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, ''Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'' The child thought about this for a moment then said, ''So why is the groom wearing black?''

Joke 3:
Security Cameras

An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a carton of frozen chicken and 10 eggs. Nowadays that's impossible. there are simply too many security cameras.

Joke 4:
Thinked

A boy went for an exam and was asked the past tense of think. He wrote thinked. When he came out of the hall, the following conversation ensued... FRIEND: How was the exam? BOY: It was easy, I was asked the past tense of 'think'. FRIEND: And what did you write? BOY: After so many trials, I thought and thought and thought and I wrote 'thinked'.

Joke 5:
Computer Ladies

Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.
3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.
4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.
7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.
You can give other types in the comment box below.

Joke 6:
Clash Of The Teachers

(Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument )

ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight! Teachers manoeuvring themselves in the presence of their pupils.

CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or Ill balance your equation with acid and base.

MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please!... Stop, before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers list.

CRE TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cause they do not know what they are doing.

ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behaviour, I'll draw a scale of preference to know whos at fault.

MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sound.

HISTORY TEACHER: Ill compare this fight with that of fight between the Greeks and the Persians in 245 AD.

BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medulla Oblongata is loosing. I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.

Comment below on which Teacher nailed it.