1. It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.

2. Girl: Shut up
Boy/You: Ladies first
^^^this one's for boys

3. I see that you were so impressed with your first chin you decided to have 2 more.

4. Did you fall from heaven cause I'm sure you fall face first

5. Can I take your picture, I love photos of natural disasters.

6. If you really want a joke go look in the mirror.

7. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.