1. Don't feel sad, don't feel blue
Frankenstein was ugly to.

2. Jelously is a terrible disease, get well soon

3. Bitch: you look ugly
You: good I was trying to look like you today

4. Insult: you know you are what you eat
You: maybe that's why your such a dick

5. I never forget a face but in your case i'd be glad to make an exception.

6. Oh sorry was I meant to be offended cause the only thing offending me is your face.

7. Your such a beautiful, kind, intelligent person; oh I'm sorry I thought we were having a lying competition.

8. Dude: Bitch
You: I've been called worse
Dude: Like what
You: Your girlfriend

9. Go find some1 who actually cares.

10. Look how your mother dressed you - tysm for this one elephant44