1. If I threw a stick, you'd leave, right?

2. You'll never be the man your mother is.

3. Earth is full. Go home

4. If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.

5. You've got something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

6. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

7. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

8. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

9. If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.

10. Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.