1. Shrek called he wants his face back.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue
God made me beautiful, what the hell happened to you

3. Keep on talking maybe you'll say something intelligent.

4. Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

5. I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who's totally unarmed.

6. I'd tell you how I really feel but I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case

7. Stupiditys not a crime so feel free to go

8. The village called they'd like there idiot back. You better get going.

9. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

10. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you've already got 1.