Yay! 300 comebacks. Congrats if your still reading ❤ whos gonna be first to comment? Also read what I write at the end of this chapter for once its actually important!!!!! 💜💙💚💛
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1. Me: Mom I'm bored.
Mom: Go clean your room then.
Me: Mom I said I was bored not desperate.

2. Guy: I think I pulled a muscle.
You: You can't pull something you don't have.

3. Person: You must think the world resolves around you.
You: Oh honey everyones world resolves around me you just fell out of orbit - YeesusDied4OurMemes

4. Person: You think your funny? You know what my opinion is...
You: You know, swear I saw your face in a book.
Person: A book?
You: Yeah, the dictionary you were right beside the definition of 'unwanted' - anoushka_geller (go follow her shes amazing and so kind and a savage queen 😂😂)

5.  Mom: Go make your bed                                                                                                                                        Me: Why do I have to make it when i'm going to sleep in it tonight                                                       Mom: Why do I have to feed you when your gonna die anyway?                                                               Me: I'm off to make my bed

6. Teacher:Why are you here so early?

Me:  I was told to go to hell.

7. Annoying Person: Do you love me?                                                                                                                   You: I love everybody! Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others like you i'd like to punch in the face.

8. It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has a good taste.

9. If you have something to say about me, then please raise your hand. Great! Now put it over your mouth and shut up.

10. You know, sometimes you should introuduce your upper lip to your lower one and shut the hell up.

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