1. Bitch: Everyones talking about you.
You: Its not my fault if people are obsessed with me.

2. Eeennie meenie minny moe,
Caught you cheating with a hoe,
You lied right to my face,
Think again you've been replaced.

3. Someone: It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.
You: Whos the lucky guy your with then?

4. Guy: My d*ck is so big it goes from A to Z.
You: Look at your keyboard.

5. Seriously you don't need the internet cause' your already worldwide.

6.  Guy: Why do I have butterflys in my stomach?
You: I don't know have you been eating caterpillars latley?

7. You: I don't get it all my friends have tattoos why cant I have one?
Mom: If your friends jumped of a cliff would you?
You: I don't know if no other moms used that pickup line would you?

8. Wowww, your even dumber than you look.

9. Someone/you: "Can you kill the spider please.
Person: Its smaller than you it won't kill you!
Someone/you: Yeah so it a bullet..

10. Bitch: You bitch
You: Call me a bitch again I dare you
Bitch: Bitch!
You: Exactly bitches do as their told.

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