1. Person: Your blocking the view!
You: Babe, I am the view.

2. Bitch: You know whats funny? Ypur life.
You: Yeah, cause your in it.

3. Sooo urrgghh...... wheres the customise button for your face.

4. Who's beautiful? You
Who's the best? You
Who's the smartest? You
Who's a liar? Me

5. Go away. I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.

6. Bitch please my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

7. Ex: I still love you
You: I don't blame you.

8. Me/You: Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

9. Ex: I think we should break up....
You: I won't cry for you, my mascaras too expensive.

10. If you ran like your mouth you'de be in great shape.
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Omgg! 1k views I literally love you guys! I want to write a new book cause I feel like you guys deserve one but i'm not sure what about, if any of you guys have any ideas/requests please feel free to tell me. Preferable random you know like the books i've been doing at the moment. I know i always blab on anywayyyyy.... byee 💜💜💙❤💙💘wait don't goooo I need to tell you one more thing, I'll be updating once a week, I know its not often but I need some time and i'm really busy at the moment; I hopw you understand. 😢😢😢 ..... alsso! I'll be making a bonus chapter cause you guys got us to 1k!!!!