1. Person: Your so self-centered
You: Of course I'm self-centered, what am I supposed to be you-centered? Ewww

2. Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that your stupid and make bad desicions.

3. Flirty guy: The cops are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed.
You: Well your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?

4. I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me - @Fall_Out_Nikki

5. Her.... jog, ppppft if you see her running you better run to cause theres something chasing her.

6. Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out my mouth just like stupid falls out of yours.

7. "Be yourself" is about the worst advice someone can give you.

8. *My friend said this and left the teacher speechless*

Friend: Why do we need school anyway?

Music: We have youtube for that
Sports: There's the wii
Spanish: There's dora
English: Everythings shortened anyway (Lol, Ikr, brb)
Maths: Thats why we have calculators
Geography: I'll buy a globe
History: There all dead anyway

9. You are the reason I wake up every morning, lol just kidding I have school.

10. Person: *complaining your late*
You: Well its better to arrive late than arrive ugly.
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