1. Person: You look pretty today.
You: Why, was I ugly yesterday?!

2. You: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should've gone during break
You: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule

3. Person: Are you crying?
You: No I'm pretending to be a fountain.

4. You need to learn not to put on so much make-up. You know your face isn't a coloring book right.

5. Stop being so serious. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself call me..... I'll laugh at you.

6. Person: "Did you just fall"
You: "No I attacked the floor"

7. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

8. I don't care what you think about me
I don't think about you at all

9. What did I tell you about calling her the devil, it's too offensive to the devil.

10. You: I'm a ninja
Person: No your not
You: Did you see me do that?
Person: Do what?
You:Exactly
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